Sunday, July 13, 2008

All Four One

It had been quiet in the kingdom of Heir-Olde for some time before the king noticed an intruder into the kingdom. The intruder was well adorned and quick on his feet. He on more than one occasion had peered through the big glass wall into the kings castle. This Munksketeer was soon to experience the wrath of the king. The king knew that a weakness of a Munksketeer was a certain delicacy. So he arranged to entrap him leading to certain death. What the king did not know was that the Munksketeers had a motto, "One for all and all for one". This though worked for his advantage, for not only was the intruder ensnared in his trap, three others as well. This pleased the king.

There had been During this same time, another attack on his kingdom was being waged. Chuck of the Wood had positioned himself just out side the border of the kingdom and had dug tunnels. The king feared that these tunnels would lead to his kingdom so he ordered that the 4 Munksketeers executioned be taken to the opening of this tunnel of Chuck of the Wood and placed there as a warning. The king fears though that Chuck of the Wood will not be deterred until war is waged and then enemy vanquished. A call is being sent out for one who will slay Chuck of the Wood. Who will come forth and take on this Whistlepig?

Thus it is recorded in the allegories of our leader.

3 comments:

JDGregory said...

I wonder if the munkskeeters won't be a deterrence but a good meal to give the Chuck of the Wood energy to continue his conquest. How do you plan to kill this "Chuck of the Wood"?

Anonymous said...

Is the middle part of the story missing?
If you really want to be rid of Chuck of the Wood I recommend Rufus of Felis or one of his clan. Tell the Inn keeper if you wish more information.

Monsieur Rodgers said...

The scribe must have been drowsy. He began the last paragraph with the work "that" in lowercase when it should have been "There" in initcap. The error has been corrected, and that's...the middle of the story.